Kylie Jenner’s New Look Drives Demand For “Rectal Botox”

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If you’re familiar with her famous family, it should come as no surprise that the barely legal “natural” lipped teen Kardashian of the moment, Kylie, is responsible for the latest bizarre plastic surgery trend. Sources in Hollywood state that some of the city’s highest paid celebrities are demanding that Botox be used by top plastic surgeons to smooth the wrinkles in their anuses. Kylie recently posted a picture of her botoxed culo on Instagram, which looked like a spray tan-colored doughnut, to the tune of over three million likes. Despite it’s popularity, Instagram believed the picture was far too provocative, and decided it should be taken down. She fired back at Instagram by stating: “If breast-feeding women can parade their breasts around while feeding their infants, then I should be able to display my perfectly smooth cornhole to my obsessive fans over social media.” This was followed by a twitter hashtag backlash, #freeKyliesbhole, which spread like wildfire. Tweeters stated that Kylie’s porthole should not be censored, because “everyone has one” and “it doesn’t even look like a butthole anymore, anyway”. Instagram executives have not responded to the backlash.


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